Turkey Wrap

Gobble Gobble Mother Fu**er

America's Finest

Ridiculous!

At midnight EDT XM starts a Christmas channel. Ridiculous! I like Christmas music but two full months of that is unnecessary and brash. And why is Halloween in Daylight Saving Time? This gives people less time to Trick or Treat. I grew out of that this year. I just realized that I'm too old for TOTing.
Oh well. I'ma go look for my santa hat. HAPPY SNAPPY NON DENOMONATIONAL CELEBRATORY PERIOD IN THE END OF AUTUMN AND BEGINNING OF WINTER!!!!!

HUH?

He kicked him in the penis.

SNAFU

So the countdown script is gone and the page looks weird meaning I'll have it down for a few days. Bye!

Site Management

I am the new site manager of a blog. I oversee the HTML and the code.

OMFGWTF?

These are the darkest hours of America's history. Our civil rights can be tossed away like a piece of litter if we are "enemy combatants". Any civil uprising peaceful or not is an act of terrorism and those responsible must pay for their attacks on the American people. Be careful when Luigi's pizza shows up at a protest because you will be knocked out from a dart have your body dragged into a truck and then you will learn to support George Bush and all his policies. After all crimethink is doubleplusungood. You aren't being violated or being treated in an inhumane manner; you're helping make sure the troops can win the absolutely just war.
Seriously america, we are in a dark time our president is leading the charge in a pointless war. And you other countries better join our war or maybe some weird country will accidentaly launch a nuke at your capital. "Did I do that?". Oops. And we don't have free health care for everybody. Our politicians want to protect the American family and the Fortune 500 companies pockets.
One of the lesser irks of america is no metric systems. It's stupid how we don't have it! If there are 128 fluid ounces in a gallon then how many drams are in 2 quarts and 3 teaspoons??? If you solve this without a computer then you win 50 points and a pizza party. Oh no.. they're federal agents...(drill noise)...squish...(drill noise).... I like George Bush. I don't hate America therefore I must do whatever the government tells me to without anyfurther thought or investigation unless I watch FOX news even if it means I die.

Summer winding Down

Summer is coming to a close. For me it ends August 27. But some schools around here start on the 16th.

Kinda like the Daily Show or Colbert Report. Hyuk! I are from Texas!

SNL Country Roses

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Ain't nothin cuter than a fat country baby eatin' peaches off a hardwood flooor!

MUFFINS!!

Israeli Palestinian conflict muffin

Summer of Liters

America. We're on the road to rock bottom. The world has a distaste for us and thinks that we are all fat and lazy. There is a way to make ourselves seem less lazy. As mentioned in the title let's start a grassroots movement to get metric. Ask ExxonMobil to sell their gas in litres (makes it look cheaper).Before Exxon does so convert how much fuel you bought into litres and measure how far you could go on that in kilometers. Measure your weight in kilograms. And then we lose the disadvantage of making two products. One for the US and one for the rest of the world.

Terrorism

WE JUST VOTED DEMOCRAT!!! TERRORISM

We're the slipnutz

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/
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I is bavk

It's been thrre onths with which I relaxed. It's been crazy up in here but I pull through. Opening day is friday

Super Bowl XLI (so hot of the presses you get burns)

OK. So anyone just saw the AFC game. That was crazy. 21 to 6 in the third quarter and then I flip back to CBS and lo and behold the Colts are three points behind. And with one minute left Indy gets a touchdown. That was a crazy game.

This is too weird

Things are going great and they're only getting better

OK. Where to begin? Well, I won the spelling bee yesterday. I'm taking the SAT for Duke TIP and I'm going to Whiz Quiz finals! AND...TODAYISASNOWDAY!!!!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1111oneone232!!!@#@@#@!!

New Year... Yay!!!

Hey it's 2007! Back to school! This is bad. The holidays are over. I might move to a website other than Blogspot.