OMFGWTF?

These are the darkest hours of America's history. Our civil rights can be tossed away like a piece of litter if we are "enemy combatants". Any civil uprising peaceful or not is an act of terrorism and those responsible must pay for their attacks on the American people. Be careful when Luigi's pizza shows up at a protest because you will be knocked out from a dart have your body dragged into a truck and then you will learn to support George Bush and all his policies. After all crimethink is doubleplusungood. You aren't being violated or being treated in an inhumane manner; you're helping make sure the troops can win the absolutely just war.
Seriously america, we are in a dark time our president is leading the charge in a pointless war. And you other countries better join our war or maybe some weird country will accidentaly launch a nuke at your capital. "Did I do that?". Oops. And we don't have free health care for everybody. Our politicians want to protect the American family and the Fortune 500 companies pockets.
One of the lesser irks of america is no metric systems. It's stupid how we don't have it! If there are 128 fluid ounces in a gallon then how many drams are in 2 quarts and 3 teaspoons??? If you solve this without a computer then you win 50 points and a pizza party. Oh no.. they're federal agents...(drill noise)...squish...(drill noise).... I like George Bush. I don't hate America therefore I must do whatever the government tells me to without anyfurther thought or investigation unless I watch FOX news even if it means I die.