Out of School and beta

Now Blogger is out of beta. And I am out of school until the 8th. Oh yeah you private preppies 5V!)3|\ VB3|\ PWN0r3d!! The old bloggers out there will have there accounts baleeted, d31373d, da cheated, delorted and DELETED December 30th. Better move it on up.

Santa Physics

It was about a year ago and this is my best post ever. Best. Post. Ever!

And it's hellacious with finals right now. But there's tomorrow and half of Wednesday and then I am off for 2006. Therefore there are : 13 days, 5 hours, 29 minutes and 45 seconds until 2007. Reminder: I am now in betaBlogger so I could limit viewership. The Bush Clock's still there.

SNOW!!

It snowed here today. School wasn't cancelled but it could be in the 29s tinight. Yes, even in Texas it can snow.

Amendenment to Be

Wii! (en Espanol)

The Wii is out!! It was released today. People on IGN and other game sites have been all up ons Nintendo for saying the Wiimote is bad and it can't point. Therefore it's five steps of wireless devices time

1. Move closer to the receiver. Calibrate
2. Reset the device and reciever and calibrate.
3. Try new batteries.
4. Search for recalls or buy new device.
5. Send it back.

I hope I can get one for Christmas (hint hint Santa hint hint). And Thanksgiving is Thursday! That makes ...carry the one...multiply by the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times vacuum's permitivity times distance between the charges squared...uhh...uhhh.... 36 days to Christmas! And 43 to New Year. Man, and I thought I wouldnt need those scientific formulas in real life. Where would we be without Coloumb's Law?

Is it the holidays?

XM started one of their 6 channels of Christmas music today. They will have something for Hanukkah! That's odd because i could maybe think of 5 Hannukkah songs at most. But if you have it listen to XM 103- Holly.
The first song played this year was Amy Grant's Mr. Santa. And "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" could be x-communicated! I urge you to vote for Achey Breaky Heart which gives you Achey Breaky Ears. And why is "Who let the dogs Out" a candidate? It's a good song.

Debbie Downer

Waaah waaaaaahh.

What is love

Media-opoly

Doink!

Well Well

Audioblogger died today and Muic Choice started Christmas music. It is the holiday season. And how did it get to be Novmber already? Goodbye to the wonderful Santa Science medium

White & Nerdy

Don't Download This Song

Try this

Finally

The Lappy has been returned. Finally!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail159a.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail159b.html

Annoying Stewie from Family Guy. Funny

Do this to your parents. LOL! And 50 posts and 1 yeariversay

Lappy Been Lappynapped

In cliffhangers, SBemail 158, they steal the lappy and cut off her little toe aka the <, key. Wonder who did it anyways hres a japenese translation back in to english quote.

"The fact that Thnikkaman is disclosed was let escape! Actually adjustment of bad hand eye!! Because it possesses, {little pause}!"

and the ultra edited bleached newspeak version off chinese google which makes no sense"

"do you miss the Thnikkaman!. France slight pause] because you have bad Hand-eye coordination. ."

Iraq Terror Alerts

Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System

Christmas Brought To Iraq by Force

Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force

BAGHDAD, IRAQ—On almost every corner in Iraq's capital city, carolers are singing, trees are being trimmed, and shoppers are rushing home with their packages—all under the watchful eye of U.S. troops dedicated to bringing the magic of Christmas to Iraq by force.

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U.S. soldiers instruct an Iraqi to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas.

"It's important that life in liberated Iraq get back to normal as soon as possible," said Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz at a press conference Monday. "That's why we're making sure that Iraqis have the best Christmas ever—something they certainly wouldn't have had under Saddam Hussein's regime."

To that end, 25,000 troops from the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment and 82nd Airborne Division have been deployed. Their missions include the distribution of cookies and eggnog at major Iraqi city centers, the conscription of bell-ringers from among the Iraqi citizenry, and the enforcement of a new policy in which every man, woman, and child in Baghdad pays at least one visit to 'Twas The Night... On Ice.

Immediately following the press conference, high-altitude bombers began to string Christmas lights throughout the greater-Baghdad area, and Wild Weasel electronic-warfare fighter jets initiated 24-hour air patrols to broadcast Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" over the nation. Armored columns struck out from all major allied firebases to erect a Christmas tree in the town square of every city, while foot soldiers placed fully lit, heavily guarded nativity scenes in front of every Iraqi mosque.

"Thus far, Operation Desert Santa has gone off without a hitch," said Gen. Stanley Kimmet, commander of U.S. armed reconnaissance-and-mistletoe operations in the volatile Tikrit region of central Iraq. "There has been sporadic house-to-house fighting during our door-to-door caroling, but that's to be expected in a Christmas season of this magnitude."

According to Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the top American military commander in Iraq, every precaution is being taken to ensure the peaceful enforcement of the Christmas season in occupied Iraq.

"All American military personnel have been instructed that the observation of Christmas should be carried out efficiently and tastefully, with minimal emphasis on the season's commercial aspects," said Sanchez, who addressed reporters while a decorations division strung wreaths and garlands outside his headquarters. "We must keep in mind that the reason for the season-oriented campaign is for Iraq to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

An aide for Sanchez later explained that, in order to ensure a meaningful holiday season for all Iraqis, provisions were made for those Iraqis who elected to observe Hanukkah.

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A mosque in Baghdad decorated by U.S. troops.

Like many U.S. operations in Iraq, Operation Desert Santa has met with some resistance. A convoy transporting fruitcake and gingerbread came under rocket attack Sunday night just outside Checkpoint Noël in Basra, and unidentified bands of Iraqis exchanged gunfire with Marines operating an armored Humvee simulated sleigh ride in a Baghdad suburb. In spite of these troubles, regional commanders report progress, with only eight U.S. casualties resulting from the operation.

Still, Iraqis report that they are unable to get into the Christmas spirit.

"Why am I supposed to feel joy for the world?" said 34-year-old Baghdad mechanic Hassan al-Ajili as he stood in line for his mandatory visit with Santa. "My country is still at war. I need an American identification card to get anywhere in my own city. Now, for some reason, men with machine guns have placed two rows of jingling antlered pigs on the roof of our house. This is insane."

Bush, speaking from his Crawford ranch, praised the brave men and women of Operation Desert Santa and asked for the understanding of all Americans.

"We must be patient with the Iraqis," said Bush, seated before a Christmas tree dotted with Scottish terrier ornaments. "The holidays can be a very stressful time, especially for people not yet used to the customs. I'm sure Iraq will enjoy the happiest of holiday seasons if we show resolve and commit to making sure that they do."

President Bush then called for 30,000 new troops to be deployed in the next week to ensure an effective and precise enforcement of Christmas throughout the region. Salvation and Eighth Army detachments will be stationed on every corner by Christmas Eve to make sure that every last Iraqi citizen spends the holiday at home, with family.

Sanchez said he is confident that he can meet that deadline.

"A merry Christmas in Iraq means peace in the Middle East has finally been achieved," Sanchez said. "God bless us, every one."

Editorial: I Should Not Be Able To Say the Follwing Things Now

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

TEXAS- As a natural American, I hold this country near and dear to my heart. But some people (aka the CNN watching, Hillary liking, defenders of the bill of rights, liberals) think that they can say what they think about our leaders like "Operation Iraqi Freedom is a scare tactic to get our attention from the Patriot Act being renewed.".
George Washington is turning in his grave thinking that people dare challenge their leaders opinion. I am sorry but the 49.27 % of voters who lost the 2004 election have no right to say what they think.
Did the pilgrims leave England because they were being taxed unfairly, being ruled by King George, and have Anglicanism forced down their throats every Sunday just so 386 years later we could complain about our government. Yeah, I didn't think so.
In conclusion, one-party rule is exactly what the good ol' U S of A needs. The Republican Party and FOX news are the only political voices in this liberal media who have the cahones to tell the truth. And that truth is that the way things used to be done is exactly how they should be now. Also it tells the truth by saying everything is just fine the way it is. For those of you who don't get it, staying the same = good, change and modernizing country = bad.

107 Miles

I picked up a Wichita Falls FM station today. Its calls are KNIN 92.9 Wichita Falls from 107 miles away. Ot's Cloudy and the pressure is up but i get abiut 1/5th the stations power. In contrast KZPS comes in from 30 Mles away at 4.5/5. Anyone know whats going on?

Todayborday is Laborday

Happy Labor Day! I anticipate this thing. Jerry Lewis telethon on Monday and a day off.
Also http://www.homestarrunner.com/10years.html/. "Dang, Pom Pom. See that golbol, That's a nice golbol."
It's been ten years since Atlanta olympics and the Stringest man in the World Contest. Wow.

Also UNICEF has cut their ordering of single boxes for the Trick-or-Treaters. Now you can print a can wrapper or get a box at Hallmark or Pier 1 after October 1. That or order 10 boxes.

30 day Break

OK. So I'm Back at school for another year. Yep. Couldn't ask for more

UK Frosties Advertisement

I heard that the star of the above US equivalent of Frosted Flakes has either commited suicide because of bullying, has died of cancer and this was his final wish. Or was beaten to death by somebody. And it's not true. Some people even say he's a CGI animation but this is unkown as of now

Everything's Going Wrong

This summer is currently second to worst on my list. Nothing much hashaooened these few weeks. Not grood. :-(

Mentos rocket trick

The Farmer and The Cowman should be shot

I got forced by my parents to see a stupid Oklahoma production. The acting was stupid, every one overacted and try to sound like hicks. Though for some that might not have been too hard. And everyone sang to the point where I wanted to call animal control about dying animals. I give it a C

Chinabob Communistpants

Underwater China

Toyture

Gitmo for Toys

I Do Not Agree With Many Of This Administrations Policies

Summer Update

Whoa! No posts in 1 month 24 days! Well here's a catchup. summer currently going on but boring.  Swim lessons this week. Braces are on since June 16. NO SODA FOR TWO YEARS!!! OH NOOOO!11!!!1oneone. Cruise over, made the rest of summer boring through its mundaneness. Barbecue on July 2. I've been watching the world cup. And as you probably know USA out on a blown call for Ghana and the stolen goal against Italy. It's just because FIFA hates America, plain and simple. Digressing, any ways 50 more days this summer.

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Life is 4 living

It Only Takes A Second

Egg

March 1 2006

Best internet prank ever

On February 1st a YTMND.com user named allenpeppers made the site http://allenpeppers.ytmnd.com the next day he created http://allenpeppers2.ytmnd.com/ then finall on February 3rd he made his final site http://allenpeppersfinal.ytmnd.com i will not reveal the ending but watch for 1 minute on the last site.

Best post repost

I am reposting santa science below.

WARNING: Do not listen to post if you answer would really say yes to this question: Is Santa Claus real?
Ms. G. this was por j00

Good Music

Been a while

I just can't keep this up. Posts are now sporadic at best but watch out this summer I might make a good post.

The Onslaught continues

The onslaught of video posts off Google continues. It's all about the hamiltons baby!

Crazy Christian Lady

That crazy margeret lady off traiding spouses just freaking out. That show's ratings skyrocketd after the "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!111" and the her basically acting like she is getting posessed and puking everywhere

Moooooooooooooooooon

Anyone remeber the Andy milonakis show. Its coming back in July or sometime. But for now its a prisoner of war.

Back 2 School

I'm back at school and about 90 days left uuntil my cruise. Oh yeah yeah Bye.

Reverse Psychology

I herard that one Wal-Mart is taking down all its "Security cameras in place." signs but are putting up humongous security matters. Where it is I don't know it would not be realeased. The deep question is will this

a)put people in reverse psycology and decrease rates of theft
b)make people go shoplift crazy
I think it would be a because people always think things will be worse than they really are.

Also a Target or some Canadian brand is putting up thosuands of "Cameras in place." signs and detectors but the scanners are props and the cameras are only on around the front nowhere else. The deep question is will a false sense of security develop and will rates drop. Or will people see thriugh this sham. This is a great example of Pavlovian conditioning.

Think about this.

Google Bomb

Go to google.com and type in miserable failure. Look at
the first result not from images. I laughed at this.
Great google bomb

Hello 2006

My first post of the new year. Let's hope this is a good year to everyone and i am making a Google group (only invites) for my school. Well only 362 days left until 2007