Annoying Stewie from Family Guy. Funny

Do this to your parents. LOL! And 50 posts and 1 yeariversay

Lappy Been Lappynapped

In cliffhangers, SBemail 158, they steal the lappy and cut off her little toe aka the <, key. Wonder who did it anyways hres a japenese translation back in to english quote.

"The fact that Thnikkaman is disclosed was let escape! Actually adjustment of bad hand eye!! Because it possesses, {little pause}!"

and the ultra edited bleached newspeak version off chinese google which makes no sense"

"do you miss the Thnikkaman!. France slight pause] because you have bad Hand-eye coordination. ."

Iraq Terror Alerts

Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System

Christmas Brought To Iraq by Force

Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force

BAGHDAD, IRAQ—On almost every corner in Iraq's capital city, carolers are singing, trees are being trimmed, and shoppers are rushing home with their packages—all under the watchful eye of U.S. troops dedicated to bringing the magic of Christmas to Iraq by force.

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U.S. soldiers instruct an Iraqi to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas.

"It's important that life in liberated Iraq get back to normal as soon as possible," said Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz at a press conference Monday. "That's why we're making sure that Iraqis have the best Christmas ever—something they certainly wouldn't have had under Saddam Hussein's regime."

To that end, 25,000 troops from the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment and 82nd Airborne Division have been deployed. Their missions include the distribution of cookies and eggnog at major Iraqi city centers, the conscription of bell-ringers from among the Iraqi citizenry, and the enforcement of a new policy in which every man, woman, and child in Baghdad pays at least one visit to 'Twas The Night... On Ice.

Immediately following the press conference, high-altitude bombers began to string Christmas lights throughout the greater-Baghdad area, and Wild Weasel electronic-warfare fighter jets initiated 24-hour air patrols to broadcast Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" over the nation. Armored columns struck out from all major allied firebases to erect a Christmas tree in the town square of every city, while foot soldiers placed fully lit, heavily guarded nativity scenes in front of every Iraqi mosque.

"Thus far, Operation Desert Santa has gone off without a hitch," said Gen. Stanley Kimmet, commander of U.S. armed reconnaissance-and-mistletoe operations in the volatile Tikrit region of central Iraq. "There has been sporadic house-to-house fighting during our door-to-door caroling, but that's to be expected in a Christmas season of this magnitude."

According to Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the top American military commander in Iraq, every precaution is being taken to ensure the peaceful enforcement of the Christmas season in occupied Iraq.

"All American military personnel have been instructed that the observation of Christmas should be carried out efficiently and tastefully, with minimal emphasis on the season's commercial aspects," said Sanchez, who addressed reporters while a decorations division strung wreaths and garlands outside his headquarters. "We must keep in mind that the reason for the season-oriented campaign is for Iraq to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

An aide for Sanchez later explained that, in order to ensure a meaningful holiday season for all Iraqis, provisions were made for those Iraqis who elected to observe Hanukkah.

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A mosque in Baghdad decorated by U.S. troops.

Like many U.S. operations in Iraq, Operation Desert Santa has met with some resistance. A convoy transporting fruitcake and gingerbread came under rocket attack Sunday night just outside Checkpoint Noël in Basra, and unidentified bands of Iraqis exchanged gunfire with Marines operating an armored Humvee simulated sleigh ride in a Baghdad suburb. In spite of these troubles, regional commanders report progress, with only eight U.S. casualties resulting from the operation.

Still, Iraqis report that they are unable to get into the Christmas spirit.

"Why am I supposed to feel joy for the world?" said 34-year-old Baghdad mechanic Hassan al-Ajili as he stood in line for his mandatory visit with Santa. "My country is still at war. I need an American identification card to get anywhere in my own city. Now, for some reason, men with machine guns have placed two rows of jingling antlered pigs on the roof of our house. This is insane."

Bush, speaking from his Crawford ranch, praised the brave men and women of Operation Desert Santa and asked for the understanding of all Americans.

"We must be patient with the Iraqis," said Bush, seated before a Christmas tree dotted with Scottish terrier ornaments. "The holidays can be a very stressful time, especially for people not yet used to the customs. I'm sure Iraq will enjoy the happiest of holiday seasons if we show resolve and commit to making sure that they do."

President Bush then called for 30,000 new troops to be deployed in the next week to ensure an effective and precise enforcement of Christmas throughout the region. Salvation and Eighth Army detachments will be stationed on every corner by Christmas Eve to make sure that every last Iraqi citizen spends the holiday at home, with family.

Sanchez said he is confident that he can meet that deadline.

"A merry Christmas in Iraq means peace in the Middle East has finally been achieved," Sanchez said. "God bless us, every one."

Editorial: I Should Not Be Able To Say the Follwing Things Now

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

TEXAS- As a natural American, I hold this country near and dear to my heart. But some people (aka the CNN watching, Hillary liking, defenders of the bill of rights, liberals) think that they can say what they think about our leaders like "Operation Iraqi Freedom is a scare tactic to get our attention from the Patriot Act being renewed.".
George Washington is turning in his grave thinking that people dare challenge their leaders opinion. I am sorry but the 49.27 % of voters who lost the 2004 election have no right to say what they think.
Did the pilgrims leave England because they were being taxed unfairly, being ruled by King George, and have Anglicanism forced down their throats every Sunday just so 386 years later we could complain about our government. Yeah, I didn't think so.
In conclusion, one-party rule is exactly what the good ol' U S of A needs. The Republican Party and FOX news are the only political voices in this liberal media who have the cahones to tell the truth. And that truth is that the way things used to be done is exactly how they should be now. Also it tells the truth by saying everything is just fine the way it is. For those of you who don't get it, staying the same = good, change and modernizing country = bad.

107 Miles

I picked up a Wichita Falls FM station today. Its calls are KNIN 92.9 Wichita Falls from 107 miles away. Ot's Cloudy and the pressure is up but i get abiut 1/5th the stations power. In contrast KZPS comes in from 30 Mles away at 4.5/5. Anyone know whats going on?

Todayborday is Laborday

Happy Labor Day! I anticipate this thing. Jerry Lewis telethon on Monday and a day off.
Also http://www.homestarrunner.com/10years.html/. "Dang, Pom Pom. See that golbol, That's a nice golbol."
It's been ten years since Atlanta olympics and the Stringest man in the World Contest. Wow.

Also UNICEF has cut their ordering of single boxes for the Trick-or-Treaters. Now you can print a can wrapper or get a box at Hallmark or Pier 1 after October 1. That or order 10 boxes.