Day by Day

Thank You America

2008-11-04T22:04:00.002-06:00

Obama won! Thank you. This is a good day for America, we have finally won. YES WE WILL!

Triumph and Ralph Nader Interview

2008-09-20T17:43:00.003-05:00

The best joke is below:A good poke at his futility, bipartisanism isn't the best but you really need an organized party to do anything.

Vice Presidents

2008-08-22T10:39:00.002-05:00

With the Olympics drawing to a close, one question is on America's mind. Who will Barack Obama and John McCain choose as their vice presidential candidates? It isn't clear exactly but Barack needs to announce his choice by Monday when the Democratic Convetion begins in Denver. McCain has slightly longer, until September 3, when the RNC begins in St. Paul. Some possible Democratic VPs are Joe

Democratic Nominee

2008-06-03T21:50:00.002-05:00

With tonight's primaries, the last for four years, Barack Obama has secured the nomination for president. But Hillary Clinton, has yet to drop out of the race. Just because it's a mathematical impossibility doesn't mean you should drop out XD. It looks so much now that we know who the nominee will be. Unless Obama makes Hillary his VP, she will half-ass campaigning for him and make sure he

BYE!

2008-05-09T21:37:00.002-05:00

You tried but just don't have the charisma of Barack and unless you want to be called "sore loser" and "whiny" it's time to stop this crash course.

My editorial

2008-05-01T22:36:00.004-05:00

The Democratic race is still on and why Hillary is still running is questionable. She has less states won, less delegates and less votes! She denies the meaning of the DEMOCRATIC party when she wants party bosses to decide the nominee for President.She should save face and drop out of the race because if Obama is not the nominee, two major Democratic strongholds, people under 35 and blacks will

BOOM! OH SNAP!

2008-02-26T19:35:00.001-06:00

IN YOUR FACE!

Help me, help you; help me, help you.

2008-02-09T22:00:00.000-06:00

America has fallen on hard times. The housing market is in ruins, the war in Iraq has torn families apart, Americans are ridiculed over the world. Help America fix its problems and regain its respect in the world.Donate to Obama '08

Sabbatical

2008-02-03T16:52:00.000-06:00

Sorry. No Groundhog rap. It took 3 months but I returned. Super Bowl is tonight and you gotta love the Giants. Only for the fact that the Pats are annoying and cocky.

Turkey Wrap

2007-11-24T16:23:00.000-06:00

Gobble Gobble Mother Fu**er

America's Finest

2007-11-01T19:49:00.001-05:00

Ridiculous!

2007-10-31T19:16:00.000-05:00

At midnight EDT XM starts a Christmas channel. Ridiculous! I like Christmas music but two full months of that is unnecessary and brash. And why is Halloween in Daylight Saving Time? This gives people less time to Trick or Treat. I grew out of that this year. I just realized that I'm too old for TOTing. Oh well. I'ma go look for my santa hat. HAPPY SNAPPY NON DENOMONATIONAL CELEBRATORY PERIOD

2007-09-23T19:54:00.001-05:00

HUH?

2007-09-16T14:57:00.001-05:00

He kicked him in the penis.

SNAFU

2007-08-21T14:07:00.000-05:00

So the countdown script is gone and the page looks weird meaning I'll have it down for a few days. Bye!

Site Management

2007-08-21T13:47:00.001-05:00

I am the new site manager of a blog. I oversee the HTML and the code.

OMFGWTF?

2007-08-18T21:25:00.000-05:00

These are the darkest hours of America's history. Our civil rights can be tossed away like a piece of litter if we are "enemy combatants". Any civil uprising peaceful or not is an act of terrorism and those responsible must pay for their attacks on the American people. Be careful when Luigi's pizza shows up at a protest because you will be knocked out from a dart have your body dragged into a

Summer winding Down

2007-08-13T13:35:00.001-05:00

Summer is coming to a close. For me it ends August 27. But some schools around here start on the 16th.

2007-07-18T17:59:00.000-05:00

Kinda like the Daily Show or Colbert Report. Hyuk! I are from Texas!

2007-06-26T20:10:00.000-05:00

SNL Country RosesAdd to My Profile | More VideosAin't nothin cuter than a fat country baby eatin' peaches off a hardwood flooor!

MUFFINS!!

2007-06-06T22:24:00.001-05:00

Israeli Palestinian conflict muffin

Summer of Liters

2007-06-05T11:58:00.000-05:00

America. We're on the road to rock bottom. The world has a distaste for us and thinks that we are all fat and lazy. There is a way to make ourselves seem less lazy. As mentioned in the title let's start a grassroots movement to get metric. Ask ExxonMobil to sell their gas in litres (makes it look cheaper).Before Exxon does so convert how much fuel you bought into litres and measure how far you

Terrorism

2007-05-18T12:35:00.000-05:00

WE JUST VOTED DEMOCRAT!!! TERRORISM

We're the slipnutz

2007-04-23T22:33:00.001-05:00

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/index.shtml#mea=56568

2007-04-19T19:05:00.000-05:00

I is bavk

2007-04-04T18:06:00.000-05:00

It's been thrre onths with which I relaxed. It's been crazy up in here but I pull through. Opening day is friday

Super Bowl XLI (so hot of the presses you get burns)

2007-01-21T21:27:00.000-06:00

OK. So anyone just saw the AFC game. That was crazy. 21 to 6 in the third quarter and then I flip back to CBS and lo and behold the Colts are three points behind. And with one minute left Indy gets a touchdown. That was a crazy game.

This is too weird

2007-01-20T13:20:00.001-06:00

Things are going great and they're only getting better

2007-01-17T10:10:00.000-06:00

OK. Where to begin? Well, I won the spelling bee yesterday. I'm taking the SAT for Duke TIP and I'm going to Whiz Quiz finals! AND...TODAYISASNOWDAY!!!!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1111oneone232!!!@#@@#@!!

New Year... Yay!!!

2007-01-07T22:17:00.000-06:00

Hey it's 2007! Back to school! This is bad. The holidays are over. I might move to a website other than Blogspot.

Out of School and beta

2006-12-21T10:12:00.000-06:00

Now Blogger is out of beta. And I am out of school until the 8th. Oh yeah you private preppies 5V!)3|\ VB3|\ PWN0r3d!! The old bloggers out there will have there accounts baleeted, d31373d, da cheated, delorted and DELETED December 30th. Better move it on up.

Santa Physics

2006-12-18T18:30:00.000-06:00

It was about a year ago and this is my best post ever. Best. Post. Ever!And it's hellacious with finals right now. But there's tomorrow and half of Wednesday and then I am off for 2006. Therefore there are : 13 days, 5 hours, 29 minutes and 45 seconds until 2007. Reminder: I am now in betaBlogger so I could limit viewership. The Bush Clock's still there.

SNOW!!

2006-11-30T19:00:00.000-06:00

It snowed here today. School wasn't cancelled but it could be in the 29s tinight. Yes, even in Texas it can snow.

Amendenment to Be

2006-11-22T19:53:00.000-06:00

Wii! (en Espanol)

2006-11-19T22:32:00.000-06:00

The Wii is out!! It was released today. People on IGN and other game sites have been all up ons Nintendo for saying the Wiimote is bad and it can't point. Therefore it's five steps of wireless devices time1. Move closer to the receiver. Calibrate2. Reset the device and reciever and calibrate.3. Try new batteries.4. Search for recalls or buy new device.5. Send it back.I hope I can get one for

Is it the holidays?

2006-11-13T21:43:00.000-06:00

XM started one of their 6 channels of Christmas music today. They will have something for Hanukkah! That's odd because i could maybe think of 5 Hannukkah songs at most. But if you have it listen to XM 103- Holly.The first song played this year was Amy Grant's Mr. Santa. And "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" could be x-communicated! I urge you to vote for Achey Breaky Heart which gives you

Debbie Downer

2006-11-10T12:57:00.000-06:00

Waaah waaaaaahh.

What is love

2006-11-09T21:07:00.000-06:00

Media-opoly

2006-11-09T20:41:00.000-06:00

Doink!

2006-11-04T23:05:00.000-06:00

Well Well

2006-11-01T18:50:00.000-06:00

Audioblogger died today and Muic Choice started Christmas music. It is the holiday season. And how did it get to be Novmber already? Goodbye to the wonderful Santa Science medium

White & Nerdy

2006-10-20T21:39:00.000-05:00

Don't Download This Song

2006-10-20T21:36:00.000-05:00

Try this

2006-10-06T21:38:00.000-05:00

Finally

2006-10-05T23:05:00.000-05:00

The Lappy has been returned. Finally! http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail159a.htmlhttp://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail159b.html

Annoying Stewie from Family Guy. Funny

2006-09-30T17:27:00.000-05:00

Do this to your parents. LOL! And 50 posts and 1 yeariversay

Lappy Been Lappynapped

2006-09-21T20:23:00.000-05:00

In cliffhangers, SBemail 158, they steal the lappy and cut off her little toe aka the <, key. Wonder who did it anyways hres a japenese translation back in to english quote. "The fact that Thnikkaman is disclosed was let escape! Actually adjustment of bad hand eye!! Because it possesses, {little pause}!"and the ultra edited bleached newspeak version off chinese google which makes no sense""do

Iraq Terror Alerts

2006-09-03T22:51:00.000-05:00

Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System.onion_embed{ background:rgb(256,256,256)!important;border:4px solid rgb(65,160,65);border-width:4px 0 1px 0;margin:10px 30px!important;padding:5px;overflow:hidden!important;zoom:1;}.onion_embed img{ border:0!important;}.onion_embed a{display:inline;}.onion_embed a.img{ float:left!important;margin:0 5px 0 0!important;width:66px;display:block;overflow:hidden!

Christmas Brought To Iraq by Force

2006-09-03T22:50:00.000-05:00

Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force.onion_embed{ background:rgb(256,256,256)!important;border:4px solid rgb(65,160,65);border-width:4px 0 1px 0;margin:10px 30px!important;padding:5px;overflow:hidden!important;zoom:1;}.onion_embed img{ border:0!important;}.onion_embed a{display:inline;}.onion_embed a.img{ float:left!important;margin:0 5px 0 0!important;width:66px;display:block;overflow:hidden!

Editorial: I Should Not Be Able To Say the Follwing Things Now

2006-09-03T17:00:00.000-05:00

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America.onion_embed{ background:rgb(256,256,256)!important;border:4px solid rgb(65,160,65);border-width:4px 0 1px 0;margin:10px 30px!important;padding:5px;overflow:hidden!important;zoom:1;}.onion_embed img{ border:0!important;}.onion_embed a{display:inline;}.onion_embed a.img{ float:left!important;margin:0 5px 0 0!important;width:66px;

107 Miles

2006-09-02T14:39:00.000-05:00

I picked up a Wichita Falls FM station today. Its calls are KNIN 92.9 Wichita Falls from 107 miles away. Ot's Cloudy and the pressure is up but i get abiut 1/5th the stations power. In contrast KZPS comes in from 30 Mles away at 4.5/5. Anyone know whats going on?

Todayborday is Laborday

2006-09-01T22:30:00.000-05:00

Happy Labor Day! I anticipate this thing. Jerry Lewis telethon on Monday and a day off.Also http://www.homestarrunner.com/10years.html/. "Dang, Pom Pom. See that golbol, That's a nice golbol." It's been ten years since Atlanta olympics and the Stringest man in the World Contest. Wow. Also UNICEF has cut their ordering of single boxes for the Trick-or-Treaters. Now you can print a can wrapper or

30 day Break

2006-08-16T22:11:00.000-05:00

OK. So I'm Back at school for another year. Yep. Couldn't ask for more

UK Frosties Advertisement

2006-07-17T19:05:00.000-05:00

I heard that the star of the above US equivalent of Frosted Flakes has either commited suicide because of bullying, has died of cancer and this was his final wish. Or was beaten to death by somebody. And it's not true. Some people even say he's a CGI animation but this is unkown as of now

Everything's Going Wrong

2006-07-08T18:58:00.000-05:00

This summer is currently second to worst on my list. Nothing much hashaooened these few weeks. Not grood. :-(

Mentos rocket trick

2006-07-01T21:01:00.000-05:00

The Farmer and The Cowman should be shot

2006-06-30T11:08:00.000-05:00

I got forced by my parents to see a stupid Oklahoma production. The acting was stupid, every one overacted and try to sound like hicks. Though for some that might not have been too hard. And everyone sang to the point where I wanted to call animal control about dying animals. I give it a C

Chinabob Communistpants

2006-06-28T22:01:00.000-05:00

Underwater China

Toyture

2006-06-28T21:58:00.000-05:00

Gitmo for Toys

I Do Not Agree With Many Of This Administrations Policies

2006-06-25T10:40:00.000-05:00

Summer Update

2006-06-24T21:13:00.000-05:00

Whoa! No posts in 1 month 24 days! Well here's a catchup. summer currently going on but boring. Swim lessons this week. Braces are on since June 16. NO SODA FOR TWO YEARS!!! OH NOOOO!11!!!1oneone. Cruise over, made the rest of summer boring through its mundaneness. Barbecue on July 2. I've been watching the world cup. And as you probably know USA out on a blown call for Ghana and the stolen goal

Life is 4 living

2006-03-25T21:46:00.000-06:00

It Only Takes A Second

2006-03-25T15:14:00.000-06:00

Egg

2006-02-25T17:49:00.000-06:00

March 1 2006

Best internet prank ever

2006-02-23T21:52:00.000-06:00

On February 1st a YTMND.com user named allenpeppers made the site http://allenpeppers.ytmnd.com the next day he created http://allenpeppers2.ytmnd.com/ then finall on February 3rd he made his final site http://allenpeppersfinal.ytmnd.com i will not reveal the ending but watch for 1 minute on the last site.

Best post repost

2006-02-23T18:20:00.000-06:00

I am reposting santa science below.WARNING: Do not listen to post if you answer would really say yes to this question: Is Santa Claus real?Ms. G. this was por j00

Good Music

2006-02-19T15:21:00.000-06:00

Been a while

2006-02-01T18:29:00.000-06:00

I just can't keep this up. Posts are now sporadic at best but watch out this summer I might make a good post.

The Onslaught continues

2006-01-16T15:14:00.000-06:00

The onslaught of video posts off Google continues. It's all about the hamiltons baby!

Crazy Christian Lady

2006-01-15T20:12:00.000-06:00

That crazy margeret lady off traiding spouses just freaking out. That show's ratings skyrocketd after the "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!111" and the her basically acting like she is getting posessed and puking everywhere

Moooooooooooooooooon

2006-01-13T21:58:00.000-06:00

Anyone remeber the Andy milonakis show. Its coming back in July or sometime. But for now its a prisoner of war.

Back 2 School

2006-01-11T17:39:00.000-06:00

I'm back at school and about 90 days left uuntil my cruise. Oh yeah yeah Bye.

Reverse Psychology

2006-01-07T11:29:00.000-06:00

I herard that one Wal-Mart is taking down all its "Security cameras in place." signs but are putting up humongous security matters. Where it is I don't know it would not be realeased. The deep question is will thisa)put people in reverse psycology and decrease rates of theftb)make people go shoplift crazyI think it would be a because people always think things will be worse than they really

Google Bomb

2006-01-06T10:33:00.000-06:00

Go to google.com and type in miserable failure. Look atthe first result not from images. I laughed at this.Great google bomb

Hello 2006

2006-01-03T15:21:00.000-06:00

My first post of the new year. Let's hope this is a good year to everyone and i am making a Google group (only invites) for my school. Well only 362 days left until 2007

Santa Science

2005-12-22T21:36:00.000-06:00

WARNING: Do not listen to post if you answer would really say yes to this question: Is Santa Claus real?

Half a Day Left

2005-12-20T19:56:00.000-06:00

Is there really a Christ part of Christmas?

2005-12-19T18:00:00.000-06:00

Yay. Only tomorrow and half of Wednesday and then I go on Winter Break. That's just the school district's way of saying "We don't want to get sued by Jews, Wiccans, Hindus, Muslims, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, or any tribal god worshipping congregation for calling it Christmas Break". Personally I think we are going too far with this. That doesn't mean I think that only Christianity is the way

Turning in for the Night

2005-12-18T22:38:00.000-06:00

Christmas Tree 2

2005-12-12T18:10:00.000-06:00

We got our official tree up on Sunday and this is a vig thing. Look at my countdown clock on the right. I want to see National Lampoon's Vacation this Christmas for the first time. Bye

Snow Day

2005-12-10T13:37:00.000-06:00

It snowed on Thursday. I went sledding down Arlan and pretty much didn't go ouside the rest of the day. I saw Zathura and did nothing all day. Only one week and three day of school left until Winter break. Yes i was freaked out about it being the 21st of Decemer when we were let out. But Hanukkah begins on Christmas too this year so it isn't a problem.

My week

2005-11-29T21:53:00.000-06:00

November's coming to a close and December's all mosthere. Getting ready for Christmas is hard work. Well Ihope you've stocked up on egg nog and are burning ayule log this time of year. Happy Holidays with much sincerity

O Christmas Tree

2005-11-26T12:15:00.000-06:00

I got a fake Christmas tree that's 3 feet tall. Also I got some multicolered lights and used the flashing bulbs so now the lights twinkle around and I have it on a timer so it turns off automatically. Yep. It's the holiday season alright and I had a great thanksgiving. So bye.

Holiday cartoons

2005-11-23T12:22:00.000-06:00

Here are some holiday flash cartoons to get you laughing this ThanksgivingcolonizationFall Float ParadeSome Stupid TurkeyAll three will get you to ROTFL this Turkey day.I LOL'd at them allSomejokes may not make sense unless you watch homestarrunner.com a lot. So be warned these may not be funny to everybody...everybody ;-)

Gobble Gobble

2005-11-21T14:55:00.000-06:00

Well it's the Monday before Thanksgiving and I am really excited about Thanksgiving being Thursday. I think that the Cowboys are gonna win their Thanksgiving game. Not too sure about the Lions though. Well we are having turkey and my dad is making bread and/or rolls for 15. No, I don't think we're biting off more than we can chew. XM is staribng it's holiday music on Thursday for all those

Holidays

2005-11-09T18:10:00.000-06:00

I saw Christmas decor in a store and it made me wonder what the holidays will be like. I think it may be 60 degrees outside (that's 15.6 degrees for all you people who use Celsius >_>) on Thanksgiving which is November 24. I think it may snow once or twice but twice is a push. It might be 45 degrees (7.222 for all you Celsius folk) on Christmas. I'm looking forward to the two months ahead. I'll

End of the six weeks

2005-11-04T17:27:00.000-06:00

A third of school's already gone? Wasn't too long ago It was the end of Summer. Speaking of summer I guess I ought to fill you in on my summer. I can pretty much sum it in two letters. TV. Done? Well no I had a one week cruise and did a few other things. Still boring though.

World Series in Review

2005-10-27T17:23:00.000-05:00

Kind of a dissappointment really. Being from Texas I'm kinda bummed the Astros didn't win. Oh wait i'm ahead of myself here. Well unless you were under a rock today and most of last night you'll know the White Sox broke their 88 year losing streak and defied the Black Sox curse. I personally called the depravity of Chicago teams failing to make the World series the "Deep Dish curse". But even

I'm back to posting

2005-10-24T17:38:00.000-05:00

Well sorry I haven't posted in a while but this weekend was sorta bland. Did a who;e lot of nothing Saturday and it was too cold to do anything on Sunday. The only real upside to the weekend was the World series starting. Well I want the Astros to win, but Chicago is up 2-0 and they're not playing tonight. But did anyone see Paul Konerko's GRAND SLAM!!!! The 18th in WS history. w00t!!!! But I

I'm sorry but.....

2005-10-17T17:33:00.000-05:00

who ever this ryder guy is I have no idea who u are so the roolz r changing. only members of this blog can make comments or not. NAh just ryder No more of this

Sorry about this

2005-10-13T20:56:00.000-05:00

Sorry I havent posted in a while but tomorrow I am going to an Austin College reunion so I'm outta town for the weekend

Friday's Comin'

2005-09-29T20:43:00.000-05:00

Well I had whiz Quiz practice early today and dad and I had to go to the UPS hub up on the Northside and it's only 1 day 3 hours 17 minutes and 8 seconds until we have to wake up Green Day.

The weekend's only 22 hours away

2005-09-22T18:14:00.000-05:00

I had a mundane day today. Tomorrow is the end of the 6 weeks and I have a poster 2 do so TTFN TTYL G2G. BYE!!!!! the thing up top is my favorite website homestarrunner.com roolz

Welcome

2005-09-19T22:40:00.000-05:00

Hey! I started a blog! Don't expect many updates because I usually have a bunch of homework to do but if I can't make a post during the work week I will make a post on Sturday about Sunday through Tuesday and on my Sunday post I will cover Wednesday through Saturday. Ok so my blog is open and ready for traffic

Little orange Box

2005-09-19T20:45:00.000-05:00

I got the UNICEF box I ordered on the 6th. Well G2GG on my sociology poster